This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.
This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.
Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!
by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021
Philip may be known as a horse lover but it is simply their anatomy he adores. Philip is a kind and intelligent person with a love for oversized bottoms. Besides this and his admiration of southern exotic women, philip has a weakness for things others may call garbage found on the street. His talent for building lets him create true masterpieces of interior design out of trash. Although his ideas sometimes may sound extraterrestrial they truly just are a little futuristic. Altogether Philip has a great mind but also sometimes need to be reminded that he is only human.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
If you are not afraid of his stubbornness you should definitely get yourself a philip in your life.
Example1
Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work
Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
Person 1: look at this Hobo collecting trash
Person 2: thats not a hobo, thats philip the architect. You should defintely follow his work
Example 2
Woman 1: aaarrgh philip and his stubborness is driving me crazy
Woman 2: you should co sider yourself lucky. You will never find a zaddy like him again
by fifficent May 26, 2022
His name is Philip he is a poet. he wrote this poem just to show it. You can write rhymes but you can't write his! 😤He practice french and piano with his mother. he has little sister but he wants a brother. But his dad is trying to make america's bank. Un deux trois quatre cinqqqqqqqqqqqqq
by itsix November 26, 2021
Philip is a kind hearted, loving, funny and a handsome boy who will make you feel so loved and appreciated like no other.
by Lini <3 November 21, 2021
A mysterious and lonely man that constantly looks at porn whenever he is alone. Incredibly greasy skin with a big nose.
"Philip is creepy"
by MysteriousManThe March 21, 2018
One of the two kick-ass characters from a TV show on Comedy Central called South Park, an animated adult cartoon made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
Philip: You're such a pig-fucker, Terrance.
Terrance: Why would you call me a pig-fucker Philip?
Philip: Well, let's see; First of all, you fuck pigs.
Terrance: Why would you call me a pig-fucker Philip?
Philip: Well, let's see; First of all, you fuck pigs.
by statickid2022 February 17, 2022