phantom caution

When a caution flag is thrown for "debris" that is on the racetrack, even though it cannot be seen.

"NASCAR threw a phantom caution for last nights race in Richmond."

by joey_logano September 13, 2009

phantom thruster

someone who thrusts without realising but does it with real force

that phantom thruster was inches from my face

by thrust789 January 4, 2010

Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.

Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.

by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010

phagtable

aquired from the words "phallus" and "vegetable" pushed together, a phagtable is a vegetable that resembles a phallus in any way.

pronounced 'faj-tub-ull'

John, your shopping cart is full of phagtables. Got a fun night planned?

by trumpetg0d May 27, 2010

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who leaves large turds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. These turds resemble logs.

Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.

by necrotising-fasciitis May 27, 2011

Phania

A nick name, usually given to a girl, who is very pretty and likes to use the phrase "haha" in her text is mass quantities

Yesterday I was texting Phania, and AT&T sent me an extra bill because went over my texting data limit...probably because of her excessive use of "haha's"

by theguy9824358453260 July 12, 2011