Peanut Butter Jelly

This is the shiz, you cannot stop the peanut butter jelly song. You know why? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! For sheezy.

You is one fucked up ho if you don't like the Peanut Butter Jelly song.

by Fat Man December 6, 2002

Peanut butter cup

When you eat shit out of a black persons ass.

"I peanut butter cupped Jackie last night."

"Dude that's nasty."

by whattheeverlivingshit March 7, 2017

skippy peanut butter

Skippy peanut butter is a faster way to orgasm on a girls cunt. You spread it and glob it in your mouth and teeth. You then hawk a spit of skippy into the opening of a loose cunt while cumming in her. You then proceed to make a smoothie and cock slap her eyes until she drinks every ounce. The left over of the peanut butter jar is used to shove it at a 45 degree angle up her ass.

"Man, I just Skippy Peanut butter the grocery lady last night. I told her all we need is a jar of peanut butter, no condom."

by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011

Peanut Butter Status

An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.

"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*

by HPVsucks August 11, 2009

Chunky Peanut Butter

Nickname for a fat person that has bumps coming out all over the place on his/her body.

Did you see Chunky Peanut Butter over by the bar? She should not be wearing those shorts and that tank top.

by Mr. Papi April 26, 2007

Peanut Butter Shower

Is a shower of feces on someone, a shit shower. Defecation on the body.
Monkey Love in another slang term.

Peanut Butter shower time
open crack
open crack
open crack
open crack

Let it flow
let it flow
let it flow

Peanut Butter shower
peanut butter shower!!!

by Skeetamus November 6, 2006

peanut butter brigade

the act of spreading peanut butter upon your penis and ball sack and having a grouping of dogs lick off the peanut butter.

dam, did john just perform the "peanut butter brigade" on the neighbor's dog?

by mr. smallcock November 8, 2009