Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.
by Nothinspecial June 10, 2023

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

by AussieCunt not pond diver April 28, 2023

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.
by H2omeier June 27, 2017
