An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.
Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.
Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.
by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011
Get the Couch Dentermug. When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
by You know what I mean January 5, 2021
Get the Couch potatomug. That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
Get the Couch Goblinmug. a strike thrown from the seated position (usually a couch) in wii bowling, thus elevating the game to an entirely new level.
by lolita83 July 5, 2009
Get the Couch Strikemug. A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
by herbiewa July 27, 2004
Get the couch surfingmug. The disease you develop after a long period of time spent on the couch.(mostly because of injury) People that suffer from this become sick in the head and are very irritable. Common behaviors are swearing, talking about violence, yelling, and frequent masturbation.
Tommy broke his leg and spent the whole summer on the couch. He spoke of purchasing fire arms, started wearing more flannel than Al Borlin, and masturbated so much he lost interest. This is a prime example of going couch crazy.
by Taigh McDonagh October 12, 2008
Get the couch crazymug. A room mate that holds no job but has a lot of money in a bank account, like he/she got a huge settlement from being hit from a car or a rich uncle died.
by Wulfy September 3, 2007
Get the guy on the couchmug.