Party Promise

background - a party
definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the
party ) looks promising, i
think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are
not enjoying ourselves - it was
obviously not a promise - it must have
been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE
WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .
. . "

by washed April 23, 2005

Arkansas promise ring

Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.

She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!

by Proctologist of Death January 15, 2017

Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 05, 2021

cabin pinky promise

A most serious vow. Much like a pinky promise, if broken, one must face serious consequences. In this case, someone is offering to give up visiting their own cabin, if the promise is broken.

She broke her cabin pinky promise, and now never gets to go to the cabin on weekends anymore.

by Sunny One October 15, 2019

Employment Agency Promise

The wildly exaggerated amount of time, that a prospective employee is told by an Employment Agency that a job will last. Mainly used by desperate recruiters,as they know that the shorter amount of days offered, the less chance they are going to get anybody to do the job. Ergo they will miss out on their earner.

Phone rings and it is the local lacking in any honour or credibility employment agency. "Have you got your own PPE, a CSCS card, a pulse, a day glow vest and can you start yesterday? Good, we have a job helping to lay turf on a building site of ten houses which will last six months".
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"

by Dum Briller October 23, 2019

white man's promise

a promise one makes to another, even though he has no intention of keeping said promise

Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.

by Lario1234 November 10, 2013

eyes of broken promise

one of the best bands ever formed.

Dude, that Eyes of Broken Promise concert rocked.

by sunkissedbrunette May 10, 2005