Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

by Wolf89 July 24, 2008

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 05, 2003

Laying Brick

A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil

Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.

by El Guy November 18, 2005

Lai

Lai is a day where you are lazy emotionless and have pineapple hair

David chucked a lai yesterday, so he didn't turn up

by jackie karma August 31, 2010

Valentines Lay

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

by gremlinz43 February 15, 2010

lay a fece

verb:
the act of defecating

"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."

by SkinnyFrog December 11, 2002

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement

Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!

by ZXY&ABC October 06, 2022