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National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day 

April 18 is the national day to send pictures of yourself in only underwear to your boyfriend- especially if his initials are ALM.
Wow my name is also the name of a river in Asia, and it’s also National Send Underwear Pics to Your Boyfriend Day so I should send a picture of me in underwear to my super cool boyfriend!”
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Put some underwear on 

Have a good drive from Chicago to Norwood
Put some underwear on that drive will be long

Put some underwear on 

Drive safely from Chicago to Norwood
Get a redbull and don’t forget to put some underwear on.

can't police no underwear 

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"

Stank Dick Underwear

Any brand or design of men’s underwear warn by a man of taller persuasion.
That nigga got stank dick underwear cause he’s 6, 1,000,000

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.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.

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.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.