Ridgewood, New Jersey, AKA Richwood, New Jersey. A rich, preppy town located 35-minutes Northwest of Manhattan, New York; in Bergen County, NJ. Simply put, Heaven on earth - where the sun always shines bright and there is never a cloudy day in sight, the children skip to Ridgewood High School picking dandelions on their way there, dogs play, birds chirp, cats meow, cows jump over the moon, there is always a smile on everyone's face and there is never a bad day or a dull moment. The people are beautiful, the food is magnificent (but the only good pizza to be found in the world is in Glen Rock, NJ) the culture is thriving, the women are stunning, the men are handsome, the lawns are finely manicured (and so are the bushes, if you know what I mean) the houses are pristine, the diamonds are real, the cars are new, the clothes are custom, the hair is perfect, the coffee is fresh, the bagels are hot, the parks are clean, the curbs are swept, the roads are paved in gold, there is always a spring in everyone's step, and tomorrow always gets better.
Those pretzel-rolling, sausage-stuffing, pizza-eating big-mouth New Yackers have nothing on me! I'm from Richwood, NJ, the greatest place on earth!
by RichRichwoodKid September 12, 2013
Forest hills is a large neighborhood connected to a few others. There’s one thing most people don’t tell you about forest hills and I’m here to spill the truth. Apart from most people who live there being ghetto and weird, it’s actually haunted. I was with a buddy of mine in July of summer 2024 at the park that’s near laurel lane, it was about 10 PM when we were just talking and hanging out and heard whispering. There was no one there but we could see a faint shadow of somebody in the field next to it. We went out to investigate and the shadow disappeared. He is referred to as the Forest Hills Shadow man. He lurks around and you can hear his whispers and silent cries. You can also see and hear him moving about in the woods nearby. There’s also many homeless people living in tents in forest hills and all sorts of animals that live there that can attack you at any given moment. The most fun thing to do is explore forest hills at night in the dark in the woods with your friends and ding ding ditch people. But beware, the shadow man lurks nearby as well as vicious coyotes and wild cats that are nearing attack at any moment.
Kid1 : wanna go to the park in forest hills NJ?
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
by rappermemes79 January 18, 2025
middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
by swissroll123 July 23, 2017
A shitty ass town with alot of parties. Filled with nasty trump supporters and daddys money bitches .the freshman think there cool and have mommy drop them off in the woods to drink truly's and hoe around. Everyone parties on this dumb rock in the middle of the woods in erskine. And people there pretend they are wealthy when in reality they aren't. There are like 5 people total who actually have money and the people who live there like to call the cops on kids who hang out at the end of the street for fun. i feel bad for you if your from there. If you live in ringwood you most likely go to lakeland high school home of weed and hot chicks.
by yomamacita6767 January 14, 2021
A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.
Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
by girthchickenpotato November 18, 2021
Ocean city new Jersey is a very privilege town and is very Republican it's also known for being a tourist hot spot for the beach and boardwalk and no Alcohol sold anywhere. There are not a lot of African Americans in the town
by SomeGuyInNJ July 24, 2020
Full of Italians and white basic hoes. Everyone here has a nicotine addiction and for god sakes the hs is a CALIFORNIA CAMPUS. Who is that stupid. Anyways we do have amazing pizzerias though !!!
Friend: Omg, what happened!!
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
by hornet July 04, 2019