Maplewood, NJ

A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.

Maplewood, NJ is where Christine Ebersole lives and works for broadway.

by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022

Easthanover, nj

Full of Italians and white basic hoes. Everyone here has a nicotine addiction and for god sakes the hs is a CALIFORNIA CAMPUS. Who is that stupid. Anyways we do have amazing pizzerias though !!!

Friend: Omg, what happened!!
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !

Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj

by hornet July 3, 2019

nj waterbottle

Scum water in a recycled bottle, (usually oicked up off the side of the road) junkies use from the run-off of the streets in Camden

Damn I'd rather drink an NJ Waterbottle then go into Camden itself

by Murphdawg3 June 6, 2020

NJ Flynn

Is the term banks use when your credit score is below 400 and they’re trying not to laugh that even applied for a loan.

What was that fat, uneducated, white trash hairdresser, who has been evicted from four places in the last seven years and now has to live in Pleasantville, NJ, thinking when she applied for a car loan. We ran her application and her credit score was 392 a real live NJ Flynn!! It was awesome

by Mimisacow March 26, 2025

NJS

Sexccc, cute and freaky af. Addictive lips that are meant just for mine. He belongs to me, girls pls stay away. Wish I could just lay in his lap all day then sit and ride and grind lolll. Anywho, he’s super sweet and a cutie heheh

Do you know what njs stands for?
No
Basically, he’s mine

by Skyy529 November 23, 2021

River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.

"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"

by swissroll123 July 22, 2017

Lyndhurst NJ

Lyndhurst NJ, a town located in Bergen County is quite a boring place for its average resident. Traffic here is crazy, and people are coming from Newark, Kearny, North Arlington, and New York. New Jersey drivers are known to be crazy, so in this town you'll hear the occasional 3 minute honk-fest. Lyndhurst NJ has quite a few spots to have fun, but is mostly quite a boring town. You can go to Riverside Park located on River Rd, overseeing the Passaic RIver. It's a great place to live if you work in Newark, as it's only a 10-11 minute car ride. Lyndhurst NJ is a italian mf so you're gonna see a lot of pizza shops located all around the town. Lyndhurst NJ is pretty small, and it borders Rutherford, and North Arlington. It has many major highways in a 1 mile vicinity. Such as Route 3, Route 7, Route 21, Route 17, I-95, and more. There are not a lot of spots, as I have said. There is 2 other parks beside Riverside Park, called Lyndhurst Township Park (the park where all the highschoolers and middleschoolers go) and Meadowlands park which is located near Orient Way. Now, lets talk about the people here. In the middle school you'll find a lot of 6th, and 7th graders vaping. It's funny, because this is a white suburb, with a middle school that cost over 100 million dollars to build.

Lyndhurst NJ is an alright place. As a resident of over 6 years, I'd say it's a bit boring. It can be nice though, I'd say.

by handleMYcandle December 23, 2022