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unemployed nigel

oh I'm just logging logging into a chatroom from my work laptop
by mrs tosser September 1, 2025
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Colegio Nigel Matthew

Colegio Nigel Matthew or CNM for short is an Arubian school that uses the dutch education system, 90% of the people at this school are Fruity af
Morbius : yo do you go to Colegio Nigel Matthew

Mohammed : Yeah its pretty horrible here
by MassiveManBlalls December 12, 2022
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nigelous

a fortnite bot that spends his time lurking xbox servers, and enjoys activities such as skateboarding.
Matt: have u heard about james
John: ye heard he is a nigelous
by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
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a nigel danger wank..

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
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nigel and molly

two lovers who roleplay over discord and act as anime characters, especially ones from their frontier anime Haikyuu. their worst enemy is rocco richardson.
omg i love seeing people being nigel and molly its so sweet
by travisscottnutslapper March 19, 2023
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Nigel

Your a Nigel
by Lose Youself April 3, 2022
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Nigel

A different name to describe a black friend of yours without being racist in any way shape or form.
David: 🎻🎻🎻
Me: you are a cotton picking Nigel
by DaveIsANigel June 17, 2019
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