michael murphy

A bisexual transgender that tries to flirt but gets rejected

You know he is a Michael Murphy when he is a bisexual transgender

by Hdiehehdfeejsksns May 19, 2016

jim murphy

A grade ' A ' prick , more specifically an ignorant prick .

Jim Murphy : " I'm Jim and I'm a major prick , I Love AH and jettro Williams with a burning passion . "

by his friend taking the piss June 14, 2013

Murphy dick

When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!

by beerrunbandit92 September 9, 2010

Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

ava murphy

A tottaly amazing bitch 😂 In the good way. Pretty and has a personality of a flip flop 😂😂

That girl is such a ava murphy

by 11hi11 February 14, 2017

Dirty Murphy

When someone uses a straw to suck a fart out of a hookers asshole

Omg did he just do a dirty murphy? That guy is crazy af

by Gluemonkey April 19, 2018

murphy lee

Murphy is the most sexiest black man alive! He knows how to get down! He is the hottest rapper and is climbing to the top!

by Tami October 3, 2003