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purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
by godofodd September 14, 2005
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shrine of the silver monkey

Probably the most popular of the rooms in the final temple challenge on the Nickelodeon game show "Legends of the Hidden Temple." Inside the room there were three pieces of a statue of a silver monkey. The participant could not go on to the next room until he or she put the three piece together.
Nostalgic Dude: "Dude, it was so frustrating watching kids who couldn't put the statue together in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey"
Other Dude: "I know! There were only three freaking pieces! How difficult could it be?"
by bob owns life February 14, 2006
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Munkeynuggetz

(Verb) to urinate into a sink.
"Hey Joe, I'm gonna take a munkeynuggetz real quick."
by Dreadsdead December 5, 2021
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monkey missle

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey
dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle
by anthony skriver November 17, 2007
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Monkey Pull Up

A pull up performed on any objects or obstacles you may encounter during your daily routine.
Tod-d-d-d-d-d-d uh-uh-uh- I w-w-w-was i-i-i-i-in the j-j-j-j-j-jungle and d-d-d-d-did a-a-a-a-a ma-ma-monkey pull up
by Frandcis Senatus October 3, 2008
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Monkey Positive

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.
That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.
by JossyF March 17, 2011
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monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.
"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."
by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016
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