Mickey Mouse

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.

by Edfrommars October 14, 2008

trouser mouse

Wanker, one-eyed snake, wee-willie wanker, pud, penis, willie war-head.

Sam showed off his trouser mouse to Sally at the movie.

by Succa Bus April 29, 2003

Anal Mouse

A-nal Mouse {eyn-l mous}
noun
pl. anal mice

A type of white parasitic mouse that hides around your anus and in human rectums. Only lives there because of dirt and grime. Causes painful hemorrhoids and jaundice and painful erections in men. Attracted to fumunda cheese.

Cures: bleaching the surrounded area.

Men- wash fumunda out.

Kerry: "Oh James, why do you have a boner and yellow skin?"
James: "Um. I have the anal mouse."
Kerry: "You know they have stuff for that, right?"
James: "Yeah, but I also have chronic fumunda cheese disease."
Kerry: "Well, fuck you."

by FUmundamasta October 15, 2009

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.

What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

word-of-mouse

The phenomenon of a particular message or recommendation being passed from an individual to his/her contacts through the internet.

All it took was a little word-of-mouse and the next thing Henry knew his "catsuit with knobs" clip was on boing-boing. He felt like it was the lowest point in his life. That was until he switched on the evening news.

by Dananjay Anandan January 19, 2006

lube mouse

the result of a long session of masturbation while viewing porn resulting in your mouse being covered in a mixture of lube, cum and sweat

John have you been spanking the monkey to porn again coz we have a lube mouse

by Sarah Payne January 6, 2008

mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006