Moose sex

A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.

Man- "Sheila was wild last night!"

Man 2- "Was it Moose Sex?"

Man- "Hell Yeah!"

by winona August 13, 2005

Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose

During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.

Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!

by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011

Mooseknuckle

Canadian Word to describe a man whose pants are so tight that his 'package' stand out or bulge.

Dude, that dudes pants are so tight he's got a mooseknuckle. What an fagmaster that guy is.

by Fender Case September 29, 2004

Moosefucker

Derogatory term used to describe Canadians

A person living in or from Canada.

One who fucks moose.

When I crossed the northern boarder, the first thing I saw was a moosefucker.

by xmagneticks November 17, 2009

moose knukle

A camel toe for big people

That girl has an enormous "moose knukle"

by crakaboy9 May 2, 2014

Moose Goatee

(noun) When a female has extra long inner vagina lips that hang down.

Guy 1: Did you see that porn of Talley's wife?
Guy 2: Yeah I saw that bitches moose goatee, it was sickkkk....

by MooseGoatee February 1, 2009

Moose Jacket

An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"

by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010