moobjob

A homosexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of a fat guy. Using the hole between the moobs, the man on top thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen might end up on the neckbeard of the bottom.

For the male-on-female version, see boobjob.

Unfortunately, being the bottom in a moobjob does not count as having your V-card punched.

by Bowsette_IRL February 2, 2019

moobs

Moobs are man boobs, but these are no ordinary man boobs. NO, these are the BIGGEST most unnecessarily large man boobs. It is too the point where a bra is necessary. They are unhealthy and should be seen by a medical professional immediately. This word can be used to offend any male wit tits.

Hay Johnny look at Tim's fuckin moobs. Hot damn he needs those checked out.

by MemeMaster64 February 2, 2019

MOOBS

PRONOUNCED - MOO B SUH
Classified as Man-Boobs. Where a man has excess skin or extra large titties that move or "bounce" when one walks. Only man can have this syndrome but ladies can have mozzie tits instead.

"Wowwee, that Musical.ly star's titties are sagging a lot today."
"Oh.. haven't you seen.. he came out as having moobs the other month"
"OMG JESSICA YOU'RE RIGHT!"

by AMY (SULTANA) BRAN March 10, 2019

moomziewoomzie

A really cool person! (Another mutual of mine, too!) -youraveragebostan

"You heard of moomziewoomzie? they are a Bo Burnham fan and he is cool!"
"No, I haven't, but I'll make sure to check it out!"

by UnrealisticTerrors August 7, 2021

de-moobing

The process of taking exercise in an attempt to reduce the amount of fat on a man's chest. Burning off calories and strength training to reduce visible man boobs, or moobs.

"What are you up to tomorrow night?"
"Just de-moobing down the gym"

"Did a military fitness session. Great for de-moobing"

by Jeremy The Superb May 10, 2009

Tube Moob

Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.

"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"

by cool-chick-a-rama June 13, 2013

IPA Moobs

Man boobs created as a result of imbibing many IPAs.

Cool Guy 1: "Eric's moobs are really coming along. He appears to be almost a C cup now."

Cool Guy 2:"His secret is imbibing IPAs. Did you know the hops in IPAs have lots of phytoestrogen? Eric really has great IPA Moobs."

by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019