by love florida August 21, 2016
Get the Masturbationmug. Frederick woke up with a boner so he went in the bathroom and waxed his turtle.
He really needed to blow his load so he shaved the carrot in the shower.
"It means masturbate if you haven't got that ar tard!"
He really needed to blow his load so he shaved the carrot in the shower.
"It means masturbate if you haven't got that ar tard!"
by PeckMcGee October 14, 2008
Get the Masturbatemug. "Masturbating" (verb) "Mah-STer-Bay-ting"
It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
by ChadV2 November 15, 2018
Get the Masturbatingmug. The act of one touching and rubbing their genitals to induce sexual pleasure, often to the point of orgasm.
The most common age group to engage in this act are teens and young adults. Research show that the average age for one to start is 12.8, and the average for one to finally stop is 29.6. In some religions, particularly Christianity, masturbation is considered a sin.
The most common age group to engage in this act are teens and young adults. Research show that the average age for one to start is 12.8, and the average for one to finally stop is 29.6. In some religions, particularly Christianity, masturbation is considered a sin.
by brianbuddy2 ACP December 22, 2018
Get the Masturbationmug. What Ceiling Cat watches you do
Ceiling Cat is watching me masturbate!?!?!?!?!?!
by EXghidorah May 3, 2018
Get the Masturbatemug. Self improvement or pleasing oneself.
Rick: Did you see John working out?
Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.
Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...
Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.
Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...
by Raakam_revolver September 12, 2012
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by Curiousss June 8, 2009
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