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hold onto my mash

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”
by ric4rdo October 3, 2021
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A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."
by papasito6 May 21, 2017
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hash mash

disorganise
no police on the street and drivers do everything , oh! here is hash mash!
by ELIASr October 24, 2008
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sour mash

(v) when a man cannot get an erection, but proceeds with the act of coitis anyways

etymology - the limp penis is mashed against the vagina resulting in a poor (or sour) sexual experience; the term also alludes to whiskey dick, as sour mash is the name for a process in the distilling industry that uses material from an older batch of mash to start fermentation in the batch currently being made
After consuming a fifth of Jack Daniels, and suffering from whiskey dick, Larry sour mashed Lindsay anyways.
by Lucius Bertolli November 5, 2009
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Vertical Monster Mash

This word was created in an episode of Futurama.

This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.
"I Guarantee That By The End Of This Night You'll Be Doing The Vertical Monster Mash"
by Soldier 91 January 24, 2005
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Miley Mash

After a 7-10 shot pregame with either Burnetts Vodka or Jack Daniels, a moshpitt of dancing and debauchery occurs when Miley's smash hit "See You Again" blasts through the stereo. The mash is meant to accelerate the time it takes to get "rattled" (or, just wasted) in the time between the pregame and the party!
After the Miley Mash, Rube's stomach was so rattled that he had to puke before leaving to the party!
by Nkeezy May 5, 2011
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Smart Mash

How to play Smart Mash in just 7 easy steps.

1. Find the smartest person you know.

2. Bring some of your mates (male).

3. Choose your location and tie your allocated smart person up so they cannot move (a gag or tape is optional if you want to muffle the screams)

4. Cut (or use your own method) their head open exposing their healthy live brain.

5. Proceed to cut and mash their brain up inside the skull.

6. You all stand around the person's mashed brains and wank yourself off, last one to jizz / cum the losers punishment can be seen in step 7.

7. The loser of step 6 has to go first at eating the mashed up brains, out of your allocated persons skull.

First person to throw up is the loser.

Disclaimer: don't do this.
Hey guys want to play Smart Mash this weekend?
by Holygreywater September 27, 2018
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