Lumberjack Mayt

A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”

I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!

Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

concrete lumberjack

Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.

"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"

by Dackplural November 22, 2022

Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack

When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.

"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."

by aiwefal April 29, 2025

Lumberjacking

Putting your dick into 2 axe blades on the blunt ends and then turning then onto the sharp ends if your really kinky.

Me and this girl were chopping the wood at my place and then we started lumberjacking

by Bigtitboobmcgeeorgy March 16, 2018

Lumberjack

While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.

Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!

by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011

Lumberjack

When two guys tag team a girl and hold her body in the air by the arms and legs.

"Lets lumberjack this bitch."

by popov boner March 10, 2008

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023