Big Sneeze LMAO

An exclamation after a humorous occurance, like a joke you just told.

"so I sat on it and it wasn't there when I stood up. Big Sneeze LMAO"

by REEF BOX Nation November 29, 2018

Condescending lol/lmao

The act of explaining something to someone, but adding a lol at the end, to make the other person feel bad, even they are in the right. This can also be a lmao, or even an XD, (however; the latter is much more cringy, and is more often used by furries)

Person A: How many turnips do I need to buy from Daisy Mae to get bamboo shoots, in animal crossing?

Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.

Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.

Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.

Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.

by NickPikk April 19, 2020

lmao bum bum

Lmao bum bum is used as a response to a meaningful text a way to truly shut down the individual who is pouring their heart out for you.

Alexia: I really love you and I want you to be my boyfriend

Ahoora: lmao bum bum nigga
Alexia: Damn, if that's how you feel.

by Boouty October 31, 2018

lmao my eggo

To laugh your ass off while still attempting to keep your eggo waffle safe.

"When Bruce Willis first found out that Ashton Kutcher proposed to Demi Moore, he was enjoying a breakfast of eggo waffles. As he began to laugh his ass off, his seven year old daughter Miley attempted to steal his waffle. Bruce stabbed her with his fork and shouted, "LMAO my EGGO."

by A-feld July 25, 2007

Lmao ze dong

the chinese dictator of the lulz

All: All hail Lmao ze dong!!
Bob: roflmao comrade

by abcdefghijkroflmao January 17, 2009

LMAO Tourettes

LMAO Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, most notably chronic tics. LMAO Tourettes is most often associated with the exclamation of LMAO, LMFAO, LOL, LOLZ when that response is not warranted; socially inappropriate; or a retort to derogatory remarks; or simply for the lack of a better response.

Girl: Why'd you decline my pic? wtf?
Guy: LMFAO
Girl: But, I'm not laughing
Guy: LMAO
Girl: It was of my dead cat
Guy: LOLZ
Girl: you have f*ckin LMAO Tourettes or what? nouveau douche!

by redfreckles July 8, 2010

Lmao Tse-Tung

A strange combination of the commonly used word lmao and mao Tse-Tung the leader of the communism revolution in China.
Express an ultimate Lmao situation.

Guy1: OMFG How can I put a longsword in my throat?
Guy2: MAN, that's LMAO TSE-TUNG!!!

by Feek165 December 28, 2008