Valley Llama

An ugly chick who fake and bakes, has bleach blonde hair, and wears a lot of make up.

Bro 1: "Bro...... Victoria is such a valley llama. She looks like a fake-titted, platinum blonde, Oompa Loompa wanna be....I can't believe you slammed that."
Bro 2: "Bro.....ugly chicks try harder."

by MikeNever May 20, 2013

squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 19, 2015

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015

Llama guys

The llama guys are 2 llamas youtuber Pewdiepie (Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg) took hostage after killing their owner, a wandering trader, probably brutally in his lets play series/gaming week in minecraft

Where is joergen? I don't know, probably with the llama guys.

by Broman780 July 7, 2019

cheeky llama

Sex, drugs and rock and roll.

A comic/cartoon character with ass cheeks on its face instead of normal cheeks.

Broquips, you see/read that new cheeky llama shit yet?

Nah nigga is it that fire?

by WacArnolds March 11, 2020

a good llama

Alexa Miller is a good llama which is a 5"4 girl who runs track and has a funny ass dude names Trey

He's such a good llama

by A Good Llama September 13, 2017

wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 19, 2017