Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
by Hym Iam January 19, 2023
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Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses
Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?
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On-listener

Similar to an onlooker but for listening.
That on-listener sure picked the wrong time to drop in for a listen. Now they think I am a serial killer
by Joe Deez May 12, 2020
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Do you listen to Shabnam

girl 1: do you listen to Shabnam?
girl 2: no?
*a few hours later* listens to Shabnam on Spotify, and has merch and became a fan.
girl 1: AAAAAAA you came out!
by thecharacterwannie August 28, 2023
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drink listening

Drinking red wine and listening to music on a Friday night after getting out of a nice hot shower.
I'm drink listening to love on the brain by Rihanna
by Rihannafan2020 December 04, 2020
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