Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet

Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side

Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025

human latte

The action of taking a warm and wet poop on someone’s chest.

Dude you better stop before I Human latte all over you.

by skimmed September 15, 2019

Caffe Latte

Interracial baby, interracial couple, interracial relationship, interracial marriage, interracial children, interracial.

Their baby is Caffe Latte

by Bad Man Movement January 17, 2021

Strawberry Latte

When you're eating a girl out while she's on her period and then she has diarrhea all over your face.

Mmm, I ordered a creme soda but that barista gave me a strawberry latte instead.

by dubsfilth February 23, 2024

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 24, 2022