Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy
by Beth Putin May 24, 2022

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.
2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.
"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."
by Thuzz October 10, 2017

My dog i love latte even though when its winter she has a seizure during the winter and gets really sick but she is okay i love my dog so much
by MyD0gLa773 July 14, 2021

by NoelThePharaoh April 12, 2021

by virose March 26, 2017

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.
Yesterday I had to wait for 20 minutes in the Starbucks line while Latte-mammor were getting their lattes. I am done with these crying babies.
by faked l.udsry, June 3, 2022
