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Lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020
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Fat Lard

Delta’s Mom is a Fat Lard, She’s Humungous.
by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020
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Lard Rush

When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.
Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
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Lard-ass

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch
by Ar226 March 26, 2020
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Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 7, 2010
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Lard

Don’t poke the lard
Ur being a lard
by Lard April 7, 2025
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