A rare medical condition that one can catch if caught not wearing a mask in public. Also can be caught by being named Kylie. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; aggressive yelling, random noises, aggressive "throwing it back," and having a gay cat named Tyler.
*In the freezer, yelling*
"Would you like to discuss your emotions?"
*more screaming in the freezer*
"Oh dear, I think you have Kylie Syndrome.
"Would you like to discuss your emotions?"
*more screaming in the freezer*
"Oh dear, I think you have Kylie Syndrome.
by WeeWorm_ October 23, 2020

by Bobwallers January 8, 2015

Kylie w ALWAYS has your back. When you need her she's one text away. NEVER let a kylie go she can read you like a book and make you laugh till you cry. She has one or two best friends and does not prefer large groups of friends. When Kylie is happy it feels like the BEST day of your life and when she is unhappy You want to do anything you can to change that. A kylie has a beautiful bright smile that lights up the room and make others smile just a lot. Kylie rarely has a bad side and is never rude and is the strongest person you will EVER MEET kylie is a 100% true Best friend!!!!!
Person 1 OMG WHO IS THAT GIRL!?!?!?
Me: oh that's just kylie w my bestieeeeee
Person 1: ugh you're soooo lucky!!!!
Me: oh that's just kylie w my bestieeeeee
Person 1: ugh you're soooo lucky!!!!
by anonymous February 6, 2021

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)
person one: look at these coins i earned!
person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
by rraptor222 September 16, 2022

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by SJ1974 April 21, 2023
