Kirby 02

Kirby why are you using a gun in a e rated game?

Person 1: hey dude i had a thought about some 02 guy can you help? Person 2: *Searches kirby 02* Person 1: OH GOD WHAT THE heck

by whyarewehere April 14, 2022

kirby

to give someone head sooooooooooooo good that their soul is literally sucked out of their body.

Bimbo #1: *enters scene to find her best friend face down, ass up on the bed* BAHA bestie are you okay?!

Bimbo #2: *exists in pretty*

BImbo #1: Bestieeeeeeee????
Bimbo #2: *mumbling into pillow* so you know how me and megan were all flirty last night?

Bimbo #1: yuh
Bimbo #2: ok welllll things started picking up and we're like making out and she goes to take off my fenty beauty thong and then she you know ;) *fuckboy laugh* and now i can't move
Bimbo #1: *speaks in horny* BAHA you got kirby'd?!?!
Bimbo #2: yuh <3
Bimbo #1: OMG that's so iconic of her !!

by cloethebimbobrat July 8, 2021

kirby slurp

Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.

Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later

by K.Roman June 7, 2022

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

Kirby

A sexy pink blob

Kirby kikkin real ass

by she said she was twelve!! September 3, 2021

Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

Kirby

Kirby is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. and even before that he was the best friend you could ever ask for since we were born. You could never even imagine the love you could receive from one person. he is the world and more. He’s the funniest person you’ve ever meet. he has the kindest heart and purest soul. he’s everyone you could ever want into one person. i love him more than anything and that’s only one person. anyone who has ever been in contact with him has been blessed with his kind words and actions. also he’s very incredibly attractive (had to squeeze that in there). he’s the best boyfriend, friend, son, grandson, person you have ever met and i would never trade him for the world. He has an effortless way of making you feel comfortable and safe and laugh when you need to and always be a shoulder to cry on. my best friend in the whole world since day 1. i love him forever and always.

who’s kirby?

just the best person ever

by Babygirl36512 January 18, 2025