Cassandra

A manipulative gaslighter, often with reddish-brown hair and a fair physique, known to diddle children and then lie about being asexual; completely untrustworthy yet shockingly alluring, the ultimate honey trap

Person A: my girlfriend keeps playing me like a fiddle, my therapist says it’s not healthy
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer

by QuinnTarot January 31, 2024

Cassandra Halliday

A parasite that is disguised as a female human. If you break off a relationship with it, it will harass you because it can't take rejection and becomes severely obsessed to the point of stalking.

I broke up with that Cassandra Halliday and I've blocked 2000 numbers in the 3 months since. That bitch is fucked.

by Run.run like the wind December 30, 2023

Cassandra

A pathological liar

Oh she was a Cassandra and couldn’t help herself from lying 🤥

by Dimitri12342 April 25, 2024

Cassandra

an ugly bald bitch who deserves whatever is coming to her
the grease stains this bitches hair leaves is crazy

fat.

wow that pig looks like a cassandra!

omg is that shrek, oh its actually cassandra lol

by steven rounds March 7, 2024

Cassandra

It means cute

Cassandra is soooo cute

by Jerrytherex March 24, 2024

Cassandra

Elvin's sister

Cassandra is elvin's sister, see my other definition

by Hello-553669 April 6, 2025

Cassandra Nova

Twin sister of Charles Xavier, bald.

Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.

by 🌲 May 8, 2025