Spray Jose

Preparing for anal intercourse, douching with a Muslim Shower.

Before you met the guy last night, did you Spray Jose?

by Oops21whynot August 16, 2018

Jose TKR

Jose TKR also known as Jose the KING of rizz. Jose the king of rizz in lord of rizzland and will litterly blow up your blatter with butterflys if you see him. Joe the king of rizz has so much rizz you cant handle.

Oh know its Jose TKR better hide your girl if you have one probably dont cuz Jose TKR already got them

by Jose TKR May 19, 2023

chocolate jose

the act of taking a shit in a girls mouth and receive a blow job with said shit still in mouth.

Hey bitch you want a chocolate jose?

by Pughshee December 3, 2013

San Jose

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.

ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?

by ME June 18, 2004

San Jose

The biggest city in the Bay Area which just happens to also have the biggest inferiority complex.

Cleveland is another.

by bobrk March 11, 2005

jose fernandez

a drink, usually alcoholic, served with ice on the rocks. an alternative way to order a drink "on the rocks".

Bartender, give me a Patron Silver, Jose Fernandez.

by phishing phool October 19, 2016

Jose Conseco

A person who fools everybody; a fake.

That dude was a Jose Conseco, he was never a homie from the beginning.

by Dom Douangpanya September 20, 2009