A Jonny is one of God's gifts and possibly the 9th wonder of the world. They're arrogant, gracious, and calm. Real sociopaths. They excel at everything and at the same time are a nervous wreck. Good looks and extremely picky. Too nice but can also stab you while he hugs you. Has an extreme fascination with power , but dwell with personal issues. Jonny can love but if you don't fit the picture; A Jonny will replace you. Don't tell him he's wrong! You'll be sorry
by Majestic89 November 22, 2021
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Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"
Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"
Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)
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