John

John is a great guy and he is so lovable, he's a ladys man but he ain't a player ;)

You can always count on him whenever you need to rant or talk about your feelings, if you date a John hold onto him because you is luckyyy. John also has the best taste in clothes and music and is keeping up with all the trends, he's goofy and caring and hella loyal but he won't admit it only to keep his "macho" rep :)

Girl #1 : omg is that John??
Girl #2 : yeh he's so funny omg!!!
Girl #1 : Yasss and he's cute, maybe I should talk to him :)

Girl #2 : GETT INNNN!!

by johnsdamannn11 August 21, 2018

John

When someone says John, or is named John the out come is that they are just gay in the end

Girl 1: dude did you hear about john
Girl 2: I knowww I heard he was gay

by StinkyLipgloss April 4, 2020

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.

Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.

by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019

John

But of a twat innit

Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit

by John Lenon2234 May 5, 2018

john

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

by v r o December 15, 2017

john

john is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is kind and caring. he is tall and handsome and most likely plays football. he has light brown skin, beautiful, chocolatey brown eyes, and long redish brown hair. he gives the best piggy back rides, the best hugs, and the best kisses. he gives you his hoodies, and lets u sit on his lap. he may be shy at first but he warms up pretty quickly. if you have a john in your life keep him and marry him. you will not regret it. and if your bond with him broke, try to fix it because he will brighten up your life. (i know this from experience <3)

ooh whos that?
thats my boyfriend, john. back off.

by xx0pearl0xx November 15, 2019