John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.

'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"

by rocky bob August 15, 2018

John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm

John has a really big dick

by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019

John

When someone says John, or is named John the out come is that they are just gay in the end

Girl 1: dude did you hear about john
Girl 2: I knowww I heard he was gay

by StinkyLipgloss April 4, 2020

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.

Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.

by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019

John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021