Jonathan

he is a sweet, dorky, cute boy that has dumb boy logic. he is very good with direction and he’s freakin tall. he treats all girls with the most respect and is NOT a simp. he does not have any problem with saying what he thinks is right and cares for everyone. he is overly confident but still very humble about himself even though. who is also a meanie weanie but still one of the sweetest guys of all time.

girl: omfg jonathan is literally the most wholesome and cutest boy ever.

girl: I LOVE THAT SM

by chanie94 June 8, 2020

Jonathan

A young king that gets all the ladies. All them fine girls wanna get with him and claim to be his baby momma. But the kid is not his son , he too busy ballin and kingin

Jonathan is the flyest in the city ima have his kids.

by Perro perrix August 23, 2016

Jonathan

Someone who is super sweet and will be the best boyfriend you'll ever have, especially if you are his dream girl. He is friendly and easy going towards everyone around him and sweet and romantic towards his girl. He is one of those rare guys who knows how to treat and love his girl right. He is so perfect I have a crush on him. Stay that way Jonathan <3 I love you <3

He treats her so well, he must be a Jonathan!

by squirrel_you June 19, 2017

jonnathan

Jonnathan is a name that defines the most hottest sexyiest guy In the universe.he will make u get in love just by looking at him.his cock is the best for a freaky night .

Jonnathan defines a fine as guy

Jonnathan damn so cute sexy hot best lover

by Yooniigga December 3, 2013

Johnathon

Correct spelling .. biblical. Typically smart independent person. Perfect baby name

Johnathon is a amazing person, and he is beautiful.

by Jgl1993 December 29, 2017

Jonathon Ross

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!

Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'

by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

The sexiest most talented actor who walked across the face of the earth

OMG! Did you see Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Match Point? OMG!! He was so fuckin' hot!!

by JRM luva August 8, 2009