Nerd Jersey

A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.

I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.

by RCorcio91 May 18, 2008

South Jersey

South Jersey is the best in the world. First and foremost you can't purchase lottery tickets at WaWa...only at Hertiage and 7-11 if you can find one. You can get to almost anywhere on the White and Black Horse Pikes, Rt 73 and Rt 42. We don't have to get out the car to pump gas. You look forward every summer to eat Jersey corn, tomatoes, peaches, strawberries and blueberries from roadside stands. You don't have to leave South Jersey to have a good time and if you do just pay 3 dollars to roll across the bridge for some city fun.

South Jersey is a great place to live.

by Str8 So. Jerzee chick October 15, 2007

North Jersey

a land of contrast, where the factories and poor towns are about 15 miles south of Manhattan,where the middle class towns are about 5-20 miles west of Manhattan, and where The Rich Towns entire Bergen, Passaic, Western Essex,a dn north Union County. Also where there are at least 1 mall close to your house that has stores like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Cartier, and Burberry. If you could choose anywhere to liv in the world, choose North Jersey, Beacuse its got a beautiul landscape, is really rich, and has easy access to the largest city in the USA!

Q: Where are you from??
A: North Jersey
Q: Wow, you must be rich, Right??
A: SUPER rich, you mean

by North Jersey Boi September 4, 2005

jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

Jesseelizabeth

Jesse and Elizabeth have a long history together and are a couple that is absolutely perfect for each other. They are and will be together until for ever ends.

Their love was so perfect and forever that the word Jesseelizabeth is now used to tell someone how much you love and care about them.

Guy: I love you so much girl.
Girl: I love you so much that I Jesseelizabeth you.

Guy: Forever?
Girl: and ever and ever!

by iloveyouhun121212 February 3, 2010

Jersey wristwatch

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.

I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch

by Hershal Walker September 29, 2010

Jersey-Bomb

A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.

The guy from "My New Haircut" should have been doing Jersey-Bombs with Snooki all night

by That guy from Jersey October 18, 2011