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Kitchen Bizzle

Someone who has no importance as a person, a woman used simply for the purpose of retreving food for someone more important.
Lawrence Winson, my Kitchen Bizzle! Go get me some cheesy poofs! Or I will lock you in the cellar for another week!
by The DeX! April 17, 2004
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kitchen syndrome

When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.
Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!
by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010
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kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.
It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!
by Dawgmum June 16, 2009
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kitchen dog

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"
by snakemonkey February 7, 2020
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kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.
"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"
by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011
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fungus kitchen

Being an all male residence, we were surprised to awaken to the overpowering scent of her fungus kitchen. Perhaps that's why a couple of the guys switched teams.
by Robert C Reynolds October 23, 2017
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kitchen song

The song you dance to with your significant other that 2 in the morning.
Me and Peter’s kitchen song is “These Arms of Mine” by Otis Redding.
by _baileymathis_ January 26, 2018
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