kitchen syndrome

When a Female (wife or girlfriend) isnt fast enough doing something in the kitchen and ends up with a black eye and a bruised ego.

Did you see stacey today, she seems a little mopey and has a black eye! - yes, worst case of kitchen syndrome ive ever seen!

by Bitch Slapping Pete October 29, 2010

Kitchen Bizzle

Someone who has no importance as a person, a woman used simply for the purpose of retreving food for someone more important.

Lawrence Winson, my Kitchen Bizzle! Go get me some cheesy poofs! Or I will lock you in the cellar for another week!

by The DeX! April 17, 2004

Kitchen Hawk

A person or creature who spends most of their time in or around the kitchen, searching for or "hawking" large amounts of any leftovers or recently cooked meals.

Someone ate my leftover chicken, I bet a kitchen hawk nabbed it.

by TheHawk1 February 22, 2010

kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.

It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!

by Dawgmum June 16, 2009

Kitchen Viper

She who crushes your soul, then wipes her hands off on her apron.

Well the old kitchen viper has spoken... said today that if I want to get a 2x10 combo, then something else has to go.

by pidulgi May 16, 2011

kitchen feaver

when workig in a resturant in the kitchen all day, you become very easily assumsed, attempting to do anything to make the day seem more interesting.

when you see someone dancing to a gay song, you know they have kitchen feaver.

by Snoocher February 21, 2009

Kitchen Crasher

Someone who comes to your house and raids your fridge. Usually your best friend.

-Hey man your leftover birthday cake was delicious!
¤ How did you get into my house?
-The front door was open.
¤You're a no good dirty Kitchen Crasher!

by jasaguayo December 22, 2013