Ian

An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.

God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?

by SlappyGranPappy October 26, 2020

Ian

A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.

Ian stop calling me obese.

by Obesekid April 6, 2022

Ian

ian is a piece of shit and wants to fuck Ava but hes scared because he is a pussy

ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"

friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her

ian:im to much of a pussy

friend: ik im not dumb u retard

by suck a dick m8 March 29, 2020

Ian

Someone who can’t take a joke about their past

Dude: Look at urban dictionary, it’s says you can’t take a joke about your past

Ian: that’s not funny!

Dude: yeah it is

Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend

Dude: ok baby

by Shame Ian’s 123 August 17, 2020

Ian

Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .

Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.

by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020

Ian

Ian will probably give off a bad vibe. He is a real looker, but looks can conceive. He most likely does some sort of electronic smoke or some type of drug. He will also make out with you in very public places. I wouldn’t recommend hanging out with an Ian.

Ian is such a bad kid!

Yeah I would stay away from him if i were you!

by addiegrrrace December 10, 2019

Ian

Ian's are a petty but an amazing person they will always be by your side no matter what they will be there for you if you have an Ian don't ever let them go they will hide their feelings for you if it makes you happy in a way Ian's are amazing and friendly needs

Girl:Ian you are really amazing
Ian: thank you

by Ian'sgay15793 April 2, 2019