Hypocrite

Jabba

Jabba is a hypocrite

by Peen an April 6, 2021

Hypocrite

Someone who does the same shit they told you not to do. Fucking bitch expects me to give him sick energy when this fucker can’t even answer quick.🖕🏽

This shit told me I’m being distant when he’s the one leaving stfu. Such a Hypocrite

by 03h%E November 5, 2020

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite

A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

hypocrite

a bitch that moves on fast from a 2 yr long relationship but gets mad when her ex gets with someone just as fast.

"Haylee Roberts is a fucking hypocrite."
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"

by bingus and fnaf October 13, 2022

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Hypocrite

Something no one is allowed to be except myself.

A hypocrite.

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021