Goofy ass bummy homeless guy

A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.

Your Goofy ass bummy homeless guy is being really crazy. He keeps on asking to f my girl.

by [e-mail] May 28, 2022

sherlock homeless

a misspell of the popular TV show: Sherlock Holmes.

some people intentionally spell it sherlock homeless, as an expression of sarcasm or dislike.

have you seen sherlock Holmes?

you mean sherlock homeless. nah it's boring.

by anonymous March 10, 2022

Homeless

When your girlfriend thinks she looks bad but still looks beautiful.

I look homeless right now.

by Gwaucc April 11, 2022

Homeless

A state of mind.

“I’m not homeless, the earth IS my home!

by pseudopen April 20, 2022

homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

An Unfortunate Homeless Man

To receive the act of entering a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man

by Khanituss February 25, 2021

work from homeless

(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.

April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.

Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.

*door shuts*

Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco

by TACOmaStand253 March 11, 2021