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History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?
Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021
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Browsing History

Your mom will find out why are you searching Puuung or Korean Kissing
I delete all Browsing History so my mom will not find out why i search Puuung and even Korean Kissing
by Hyebun1 June 1, 2021
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Hood History

When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.
My friend stated, you don't have hood history?
by Pashion5 June 24, 2021
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IB History

A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.
by KNC Undercover January 18, 2022
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history memer

usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.

history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.

a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
some dude: fuck off history memer.

history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom

some dude: shut the fuck up.

history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*

some dude: ah fuck this guy.

discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc November 10, 2022
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Canada's history

A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.
Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.
by The Report February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act so vile it is banned in many countries and only one person has been brave enough to mention it on TV: Stephen Colbert.

Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.
Canada's History fetish films may be seen online.
by fortunefaded February 4, 2010
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