A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.
from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.
by 2020forever August 1, 2020
Get the dating historymug. by Pashion5 June 24, 2021
Get the Hood Historymug. History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019
Get the History Dickmug. 1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.
1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.
by nick202007 September 22, 2018
Get the Browsing Historymug. usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.
history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.
a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.
a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
some dude: fuck off history memer.
history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom
some dude: shut the fuck up.
history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*
some dude: ah fuck this guy.
discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom
some dude: shut the fuck up.
history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*
some dude: ah fuck this guy.
discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc November 10, 2022
Get the history memermug. A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.
Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.
by The Report February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. A sex act so vile it is banned in many countries and only one person has been brave enough to mention it on TV: Stephen Colbert.
Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.
Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.
by fortunefaded February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.