living history

Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.

My hobby is living history, where I play an medieval heraut at re-enactment events.

by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017

dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.

from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.

by 2020forever August 1, 2020

history memer

usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.

history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.

a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.

some dude: fuck off history memer.

history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom

some dude: shut the fuck up.

history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*

some dude: ah fuck this guy.

discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc November 10, 2022

IB History

A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.

Why the fuck did I sign up for IB history?!

by KNC Undercover January 18, 2022

History Angel

A History Angel is someone who preserves a piece of history that would have been lost forever.

Bob is a history angel for keeping that photo album.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

Canada's History

A sex act so vile it is banned in many countries and only one person has been brave enough to mention it on TV: Stephen Colbert.

Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.

Canada's History fetish films may be seen online.

by fortunefaded February 4, 2010

Canada's History

(Noun) A sex act performed primarily in the continental U.S. which involves the use of a cup, preferably Stanley's, some form of lubricant, generally syrup, and the boney appendages of an idiotic ungulate that is associated with the country upon which the sex act is named after. The act begins by filling the cup with the syrupy goodness that is maple nectar, then pouring it upon a naked U.S. citizen while screaming "were not going to take it!!" Then the two, or 15, individuals involved in the act take the boney appendages, spank each other with them, and commence to get down and dirty (generally moosey style). Can be performed on a ice rink

I can't come into work today I'm too traumatized, we had Canada's History last night.

by jbeatmyfunkmeat February 5, 2010