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Gooch Hawk 

Gooch Hawk is a genital pube-style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the Gooch. The Gooch's pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the anus. This trail protrudes between the butt cheeks resembling a "mohawk". This is called a Gooch Hawk.
Girl 1: Hey how was your date with Chayane?

Girl 2: Everything went well until he took me home.

Girl 1: Why's that?

Girl 2: He shaved everything but his GOOCH. The hair was so long it penetrated his ass crack.

Girl 1: Oh he must have been sporting one of those Gooch Hawks.
Gooch Hawk by Brandnew305 November 14, 2011
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zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."
zipper hawking by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012

Scissor hawk 

A lesbian that is on the prowl for a hook up.
That girl at the bar talking to Sara is definitely a scissor hawk!
Scissor hawk by Puppy_woof January 7, 2016

global hawk 

RQ-4 remotely piloted aircraft operated by the United States Air Force and other agencies
The global hawk mission is intelligence, reconnaissance, and surveillance.
global hawk by insevin March 24, 2017

chocolate hawk 

When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.
Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.
chocolate hawk by Munstadi July 29, 2017

war hawk 

One who loves and/or prefers war.
War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!
war hawk by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

Ian Hawke 

Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"
Ian Hawke by milonster hunter February 5, 2020