Diane Hastings

To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.

Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.

by blackdragon9229 April 8, 2011

Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.

The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

hamlinism

a religion where a dude just plays the girls.
girls: when you like someone &then you tell them. the boy clearly knows you like him. he flirts with you until a certain point. then he fucks you up the ass. &then leaves you handing.

OMFG, you are believe in hamlinism, i'm going to fuck you up.

by klumsyxluong December 25, 2008

Hayling

A fake bitch that thinks everythings gonna turn out okay

"Why u built like that hayling?"-dr.l"whos talking irrelevant"-hayling💀💀

by Someone from dr.loghans class January 29, 2020

hashing

When you innappropriately use Twitter hash tags (#) on Facebook. The verb to hash, hashing.

Stop hashing my shit!

by lkc124 May 30, 2012

hasbin

a stupid fucking idiot that tries to talk shit but is very bad at it

avireX, a stupid e-thug

by bio March 14, 2004

hastings

A retail store that pot heads, crack addicts, thieves, emo kids, little old ladies, and DVD rental stores that went out of business go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.

A retail store that drug users, thieves, emo kids little old ladies go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, DVDs, and CDs.
GSA : "How's it goin'? Thanks for comin' to hastings!"
Customer : "I got some stuff I want to sell you guys."
GSA : "OK, Lets see what you've got here...Ma'am are you sure that you want to get rid of all 27 copies you own of Tremors 4 and this Jessica Simpson CD?"
Customer : "Yes, and I need whatever I can get in cash, because" (...this is where said customer explains for 3-5 minutes why they need to sell so many copies of the same item. Why they need the money. The reason they will be in next week with 20 more copies of some other movie that nobody wants to watch.)

by Etinerub Nav April 15, 2008