grundle bandit

Someone whose sole purpose in life is to munch grundle.

That bitch is such a freak, she loves licking my gooch. She is known as the neighborhood grundle bandit.

by ReasyweezyE July 28, 2009

grundle pie

(noun)
When someone spreads a layer of Hershy squirts onto someone's grundle. Then proceeds to blow dry the Hershy squirts with wheaty farts until the top layer of the Hershy squirts forms a nice crispy crust. Thus the grundle pie is born.

The crust of that grundle pie may look tempting but don't bite into that pie, you wont like the filling....trust me.

by outa_luck November 26, 2006

grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!

Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?

by Jack Meoff February 03, 2005

grundle brush

a tooth brush like device used exclusively to remove crust from one's grundle and can be used as a derrogatory insult towards someone

dude! i totally switched my grundle brush for this guy's toothbrush!

OR

senor badass is a grundle brush for not being creative

by meatyhandboy October 10, 2006

Grundle Fairy

Much like the tooth fairy, this little creature comes to men around the age of 12 and blesses the poor soul with hair on his taint. After many years this fairy will come back and shave the region for a few nickels placed under his pillow.

Young boy: Dude the grundle fairy come and put hair down there!
Older man: Dude, this fucking grundle fairy better come tonight cause I keep getting god damn dingle berries in my taint hair and if I shave it I usually just cut my balls up.

by The there guy October 14, 2011

grundle plasma

the sweat that seeps out of the pores located between the underside of the testicle sac and the asshole

after the long practice, my balls were all sweaty with grundle plasma

by trizzles May 25, 2005

grundle sausage

a grundle sausage is a penis when it is in an anus of another being.

At school two guys were talking about giving one another a grundle sausage, i thought they were talking about some gourmet food until i found out they were gay.

by Don Gulliver May 08, 2003