Handsome Geoff

See Geoffrey Four Fingers

I want me some Handsome Geoff, he got skills girl!

by Mt.Uranus October 10, 2016

donald groff

Donald Groff is a guy thats a homosexual that watches flash and is a huge nerd that only cares for himself

Donald groff is so gay

by MadManHacker June 5, 2017

mike groff

A guy that loves Perry county isn't born in America, makes sure his hair is always combed, and thinks everyone around him is laughing at him.

If you hear someone say are they talking about me? it must be Mike Groff

by Bladey23 June 9, 2020

philliping groff

Swear words in the OHFC

oh my PHILLIPING GROFF

by Lams Fan March 2, 2022

Salty Geoff

When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.

I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.

by Juanaconda May 31, 2022

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024

Sir Geoffrey

A pink finger size 10 speed vibrator causing the lords name to be taken in vain.

The bold boyfriend used the Sir Geoffrey to make his gentle girlfriend squirt.

by Mr. Anderson and Meep Deep September 29, 2025