A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
by heresthestory February 09, 2017
"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.
"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"
by anuragbas February 05, 2024
Sometimes referred to as simply the "RG". This is when a person expresses bursts of pure rage at the most trivial thing, often followed by an "uughhhhhh" noise and on occasion resulting in name's being put on a blacklist.
The post is hit in a game of pro evo
wee J says "uughhhhhhhhhhh"!
J,S and A turn to one another and acknowledge "The Robinson Gene" is kickin in!
wee J says "uughhhhhhhhhhh"!
J,S and A turn to one another and acknowledge "The Robinson Gene" is kickin in!
by Number1inyourhearts February 16, 2009
1- Ugh ı am so tired ı cant handle one more class
2- İTS Ms. GENES CLASS THANK GOD!
The whole class:YAYYYYY
2- İTS Ms. GENES CLASS THANK GOD!
The whole class:YAYYYYY
by absolutelynottaylorswift November 21, 2021
A long-standing "pseudo-troll" and Prommie of the General Discussion (GD) subforum of Gaia Online. While seemingly well-known by a few of the older patrons of the GD, he is most well-known for bringing the "Dancer Bottom" to the lowest of low's in Gaia fashion.
Also, he's a pervert.
Also, he's a pervert.
by godofwine December 15, 2008
by whitemikeb March 10, 2022