Funky Bitch

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.

Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at

1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.

2.Self Explanitory

I'll Funky Kentucky for what be Groovy at if you give me a cookie.

by Fat_Prophet September 20, 2005

Funker Vogt

A German EBM band. Noted for a heavy focus on military themes (despite being anti-military) and having an almost anthematic sound in each of their songs. Sometimes critisized of being formulated, but what band isn't.

Funker Vogt is awesome. People that accuse them of being formulated need to stop listening to Dragonforce.

by doom_forever August 21, 2006

funky

1. having a distinctive earthy or folksy quality.
2. non-sterilized or gentrified, usually positive connation.
3. having a bad smell and/or exceptionally negative qualities.

1. I like that kind of art; its very funky.
1. I could really go for some funky Mexican food right now.
2. That meeting got pretty funky when they started arguing.

by William Davis May 28, 2005

Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.

At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003

Funkby

Funkby, mostly used as a name for an online game such as Mabinogi or etc. The wearer of this name is usually a nice person in the outside, but completely different in the inside, shutting out anything he/she would not want others to hear. Generally a very nice person, and has very caring friends.

Guy1: Man, I had a friend named Funkby, he was the best dude I've ever met online

Guy2: Oh dude I know, I talked to him last night.

by AnonymousPerson122222222222222 October 23, 2011

Funky Diva

to be confident in your own world as a lady.
dresses really good
carries herself well

En Vogue carries the torch as being "Funky Divas"
do you think your a Funky Diva

by Drakkar February 6, 2007