Fuckery

Love

Doh give uh heart out its fuckery

by Zkdkeodlf March 17, 2019

Coiff-Fuckery

The phenomenon that happens the morning before your haircut when it turns out perfect making you question whether to cancel your haircut or keep it

My hair came out perfect and my appointment for a cut is tonight! Should I cancel? What kind of Coiff-fuckery is this?

by Francena August 11, 2020

Fuckery

The perceived accumulation of asinine bullshit, regardless of magnitude or duration, that isn't worth getting angry over, but is likely due to an idiot nearby who can't help but get you wrapped up in a bunch of dumb shit.

I've lost my patience for the fuckery, ___(insert name of offender)____.

by phurreal July 9, 2020

election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.

You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election

by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022

Fuckery

When shit stops working the way it used. And now only seems to work sometimes if you break it in the correct way.

The absoulte vodka taste worse than McCormicks now. Did they fuckery around with it and use rubbing alcohol.
My Android won't install apps anymore. They illuminati fuckered with it and now you have to uninstall all google updates or reset your phone!

by BuyingOffDeath July 27, 2023

Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

Fuckery

I fucked a hickory tree

Yall ever walked in your back yard and fuckery?

by Walkingstoolsample November 8, 2019