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Monkey Fucker

v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
by ABN October 5, 2004
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Twisted fucker

A person that is messed up in the mind. Prevert.
That twisted fucker. set my clothes on fire.
by SassyGirl21 March 5, 2019
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sick fucker

by The Shithouse Phantom July 24, 2014
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The Mother-Fucker

A term for playing a nasty joke, or getting someone back for being a douchebag, while they are having sex, preferably while they yell and grunt/moan. Their mom is secretly dialed on facetime and all of a sudden they are getting some FaceTime with their mom.
Kyle was a nice and friendly Californian, and a generally well-respected young fellow. But, as he grew up he became somewhat of a large douchebag, showing his panties to everyone and ruining other people's lives. One day, Kyle took a particularly steamy poo in the bathroom, and, being a douchebag yelled; "I'm washing my face, cocksucker!", thinking he was hilarious. But, his one-night stand did not think his steamy-poop-taking-panty-showing-ass was so hilarious. Result; The Mother-Fucker.
by TInaFeyJacobson June 12, 2018
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Campfire Fucker

A Campfire Fucker can be referred to someone who has the audacity to fuck a campfire. If you ever see a Campfire Fucker, make sure to run because you may be next.
"Hey Joe, come over here and make some s'mores with me!"
"Alright sure thing, we definitely got to look out for Campfire Fuckers though, we do not wanna end up like Larry!"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
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fecal fucker

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.
The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!
by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006
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Fucker Fuck

1. An expression of discontent when not direct toward anyone.

2. To call some annoying asshole.

3. When someone screws you over, by having sex with your girlfriend while your mother watches and then joins. If he only has sex with your mother he will be fettered to as a, 'motherfucker'. Regardless if your girlfriend watches the sex.

4. When saying goodbye to someone you are upset with.
1. After slamming your finger in the door, "Fucker FUCK that hurt."

2. After someone slams your finger in the door, "What the Hell you Fucker Fuck!"

3. After someone slams your girlfriend and mother from the back at the same time: "You had sex with my girlfriend and my mother you Fucker Fuck!"

4. "Have a nice day Fucker Fuck"
by FuckerFuck4Life September 1, 2011
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