Fetus Job

Where a pregnant woman's unborn fetus jerks you off during sex.

Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.

Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.

by DSpi August 11, 2010

Fetus day

This is the day we celebrate fetus's existing. It is celebrated every month on the 3rd

Person a; "hey what day is it?"

Person b; "insert any month 3rd, also known as national fetus day!"

by Fruityygilda June 3, 2021

fetus ball

its lke soccer/ rugby/ football/ ultimate frisbee but with a fetus, and when it explodes you get an extra 10 point to your team score. teams consist of 5 people against 5 people and must have atleast 70 yards of field to work with.

wanna go down to the park and get a game of fetus ball goin?

fetus ball is life

by cheesymcneesy December 26, 2013

Please Fetus

What aborted babies say when they are hungry.

The starving aborted babies kept saying Please fetus!

by Sex Actz December 14, 2018

scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.

I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!

by fOokz October 23, 2003

Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.

Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.

by cjay May 10, 2006

fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.

"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"

by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007