Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

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A popular game, however it is getting more and more unpopular as the developers start to delay updates and forget game breaking bugs.

"man, those emergency response liberty county developers are lazy as anything"

by rowse honey enjoyer July 15, 2024

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Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025

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A meme that was made in the dreams of a Reddit user, u/forzenny, where it was spammed on Twitter for seemingly no reason. The meme was popularized by YouTuber Matt Rose. The meme consists of a picture of a toy frog that changes color, with Papyrus font in lowercase saying "emergency frog situation," accompanied by a snippet of "We Are Number One" and Matt Rose yelling the same text into a megaphone.

Matt Rose, into a megaphone: "EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!"
We Are Number One blares in the background.

by inpherno March 11, 2026

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Emergency Food

Emergency Top

Emergency Top (noun, slang): A gay man who typically prefers the receptive (bottom) role during sex but is willing to take on the insertive (top) role when circumstances require it—such as when no one else is available to top or when the situation calls for flexibility.

“He’s a total bottom, but when his boyfriend was sick, he pulled through as an emergency top.”

by drewtini June 22, 2025

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