Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007

Farting Fun-Bag

A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).

Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?

Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!

*Maria opens the bag*

Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!

by Nathan Nude May 27, 2009

Farting like a Trojan

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.

I'm farting like a Trojan today

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010

beet farming

Fingering a woman while she is menstruating, esp. if it results in red stains on the fingers inserted into the vagina.

Bro 1: "Bro, your girlfriend is in a foul mood."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."

by DaveyHatred November 5, 2010

facking

A replacement for the word 'fucking' used in on the internet and in chatrooms, usually to avoid trouble from an admin or moderator.

You are such a facking moron

by Brodi December 18, 2005

forking

the result of spooning.

After spooning for quite some time, ellen and ammon
started forking all night long; resulting in morning o's.

by Tiffs March 4, 2008

farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007