When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.
Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!
Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?
Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?
by Dylster69 September 30, 2009
Vegas, only place you can get away with a fetus job and not feel ashamed.
Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.
Thank god for the fetus job; that girl's blimp of a stomach wasn't doing it for me.
by DSpi August 11, 2010
its lke soccer/ rugby/ football/ ultimate frisbee but with a fetus, and when it explodes you get an extra 10 point to your team score. teams consist of 5 people against 5 people and must have atleast 70 yards of field to work with.
by cheesymcneesy December 27, 2013
When your friend is pregnant and needs to have an abortion, you headbutt her fetus area hoping to kill the fetus.
by marmar37 January 02, 2009
I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!
by fOokz October 23, 2003
Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.
by cjay April 30, 2006
A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.
"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"
by Darcie Elyse August 15, 2007