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Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.
EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP
by Maybe I can’t say that… January 15, 2025
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Excuse

Hym "I can just as easily say there is no excuse or justification for what is happening to me. But that would be lazy. And I know how much you hate laziness. So I'll just say I don't NEED an excuse. I have a REASON. And the REASON is the thing you are doing to me (in whatever terms you choose to describe it) that is unjustifiable and for which there is no excuse. So... I need to be made whole or your kids need to be made holey."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
mugGet the Excusemug.

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.
Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.
by tex May 24, 2004
mugGet the excuses are like assesmug.

inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses

Some not very good excuses.
"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."
by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022
mugGet the inescapableisiticdictionaritical excusesmug.

Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
by CanOfToast July 7, 2022
mugGet the Stoners excusemug.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
mugGet the Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?mug.

Excuse

Something made up to disguise the fact Mike Vrabel is a horrible coach.
Mike Vrabel has an excuse because half the team was hurt, and I really don’t know how to coach.
by Allen C B January 11, 2023
mugGet the Excusemug.

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